This Post is a Joke! (As will this whole blog become if you don't act now!)

This isn't a very good start at all. I've only really adhered to one or two of my rules that I laid out in the previous and initial entry entitled: Rules, Tulips, Extravaganzas and More!. At this rate I won't become a respectable blogger with a following numbering in the thousands and the ability to purchase several Italian sports cars from ad revenue alone. Which, I should mention, is my ultimate goal with this blog. Nothing makes money faster than selling unnecessary e-books on how to make money.

All joking aside, it's obvious that there is something this blog lacks that is keeping it from attaining number one status. Content! If there is one thing that my years as a computer user/internet browsing expert has taught me is that if there is nothing to read a blog will inherently fail. Failure is not an option. Unless at some point in time failure becomes profitable. And then? Look out!

Again, jokes to the side. Seriously though, it's time to gird my loins and get down to work. No one wants to read a blog of which its main topic of discussion is how content is either non-existent, unprofitable or both! People want rich, in-depth information that appeals to them on a personal basis.

Which is where you people come in! I need to know what it is you want. I am open to anything. I'm nothing if not susceptible to suggestion. So suggest away and and if your suggestions are appealing and you're willing to sign a waiver which states you give up all rights to said suggestion to myself and any financial benefit thereof than... we're in business!

Seriously though, I place the jokes in extremely close proximity to the side. To any readers out there you have five (5) minutes from the time of the posting to give well thought-out, meaningful, mass-appealing suggestions for which I am to write about. After that time I'll take any inaction on your part as disinterest and will expect your prompt apologies.

Just joking.